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Good Morning Quotes
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Love is a long sweet dream & marriage is an alarm clock.
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Math : Mental Abuse To Humans
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Time Is Precious. Waste It Wisely.
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I’M Great In Bed. I Can Sleep For Days.
—#5—
I am not lazy, I am on energy saving mode.
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I’m not lazy, I am on energy saving mode.
—#7—
God is really creative, I mean.. just look at me every time!
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Hey there whatsapp is using meee,.
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I’m not failed, Because my success is lost.!
—#10—
I may be fat, but u’re ugly – I can lose weight!
—#11—
My secret talent is getting tired without doing anything. 😀
—#12—
Totally available!! Please disturb me!!!!
—#13—
Hey there Whatsapp is using me.
—#14—
Take my advice — I’m not using it. 😂
—#15—
Hey there Whatsapp is using me. 😂
—#16—
Before Messaging me try to say ‘M’ before touching your lips.
—#17—
I’m really good at stuff until people watch me do that stuff. 😂
—#18—
Danger Zone!! I know Judo, Kung-Fu and some other words
—#19—
I need a better wife and a wi-fi.
—#20—
If nobody hates U, then you are doing something boring.
—#21—
You can never buy Love… But still you have to pay for it…
—#22—
I love my job only when I am on Holiday.
—#23—
The new way of forgetting your past is deleting your chats 😛
—#24—
Girls use photoshop to look beautiful.. Boys use photoshop to show their creativity.
—#25—
I hate when everyone seems happy
—#26—
Treat me like never before.
—#27—
Life is too Short – Chat Fast!
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Be Strong I Whispered To My Wifi Signal.
—#29—
Women May Not Hit Harder. But They Hit Lower.
—#30—
My job is secure. No one else wants it. 😂
—#31—
My job is secure. No one else wants it. 😂
—#32—
I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me! 😂
—#33—
Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software… it’s called Monday, please fix it. 😂
—#34—
Life is too short smile while you still have teeth… 😂
—#35—
My wallet is like onion, opening it makes me cry. 😂
—#36—
My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours. 😂
—#37—
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. 😂
—#38—
Relationship Status: Looking for a FREE WiFi connection. 😂
—#39—
There are a lot of fish in the sea, but I think there’s a hole in my net. 😂
—#40—
Friends are forever, until they get in a relationship 😛 😂
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