Joker quotes

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—#1—

Smile, because it confuses people. Smile, because it’s easier than explaining what is killing you inside.

—#2—

As a child I never imagined that all of the real monsters in the world would be human!

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—#3—

April sweet is coming in, let the feast of fools begin!
― The Joker – Heath Ledger

—#4—

What doesn’t kill you, simply makes you stranger!

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—#5—

Nobody panics when things go “according to plan”. Even if the plan is horrifying!

—#6—

The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules.

—#7—

What doesn’t kill you, simply makes you stranger!

—#8—

I suppose I’m going to have to teach you a lesson.

—#9—

I believe, whatever doesn’t kill you, simply makes you stranger.

—#10—

If you’re good at something, never do it for free.

—#11—

They laugh at me because I’m different. I laugh at then because they’re all the same.
― The Joker

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—#12—

This city deserves a better class of criminal. And I’m gonna give it to them.

—#13—

How about a magic trick? I’m gonna make this pencil disappear. Ta-dah! It’s… it’s gone.

—#14—

Well, you look nervous. Is itthe scars? You want to know how I got ‘em?

—#15—

They Laugh At me Because I’m Different. I laugh At Then Because The’re all the same.

—#16—

You have nothing, nothing to threaten me with. Nothing to do with all your strength.

—#17—

As you know, madness is like gravity…all it takes is a little push.

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—#18—

Nobody panics when things go “according to plan”. Even if the plan is horrifying!

—#19—

Now, I See The Funny Side. Now, I’m Always Smiling.

—#20—

The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules.

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—#21—

Tell your men they work for me now, this is my city!

—#22—

Let’s put a smile on that face!

—#23—

We stopped checking for monsters under our bed, when we realized they were inside us.

—#24—

Why don’t we cut you up into little pieces and feed you to your pooches? Hm? And then we’ll see how loyal a hungry dog really is.

—#25—

I think you and I are destined to do this forever.

—#26—

You see, I’m not a Monster. I’m just ahead of the Curve.

—#27—

We’re Destined to Do This Forever.

—#28—

I’m Gonna Make This Pencil Disappear.

—#29—

Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I’m a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it! You know, I just DO things.

—#30—

I have given a name to my pain, and it is Batman.

—#31—

I don’t wanna kill you, what would I do without you? Go back to rippin’ off mob dealers… no, no, no… no you, you complete me.

—#32—

“Why so serious? ” ― The Joker

—#33—

“Is it just me or is it getting crazier out there” – The Joker

—#34—

Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I’m a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it! You know, I just… *do* things.

—#35—

The pen is truly mightier than the sword.

—#36—

Someday someone will break you so badly that you’ll become unbreakable.

—#37—

I’m crazy enough to take on Batman, but the IRS? No, thank you.

—#38—

I’m not a monster. I’m just ahead of the curve.

—#39—

Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I’m an agent of chaos…

—#40—

As my plastic surgeon always says; if you gotta go, go with a smile.

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