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May your Facebook wall be filled with birthday wishes from people you’ve never met, haven’t seen in years, or genuinely couldn’t care less about.

funny birthday wishes

funny birthday wishes


On your birthday don’t forget to set goals that are sky high, and spend the rest of the year miserably trying to build a rocket to get there.


Well done – you have still been alive for several years!

funny birthday wishes for friend

funny birthday wishes for friend


Happy birthday! Can you believe we used to think people our age were adults and had their life in order?

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happy birthday images


For your birthday, I wanted to get you something to remind you of your youth, but they were sold out of cave art and dinosaur bones.


A lighter? We’re going to need a flame-thrower to light up your candles.

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funny happy birthday wishes


Seeing as I usually forget everyone’s birthdays, you should consider it a miracle that I’m sending you this message. Happy Birthday!


“Count your life by smiles, not tears. Count your age by friends, not years. Happy birthday!”


One of the best pieces of advice in life is “you have to appreciate the little things”. That said, I know that spotting little things is easier said than done at your age! Happy Birthday!


You’re still hot after all these years… just not as hot as your birthday cake will be once all those candles are lit!


Today, my friend, you have made me grateful for something…that I’m not the oldest person here!


“Happy birthday! I hope all your birthday wishes and dreams come true.”


You’re a really hard individual to shop for… so I didn’t get you anything. Happy birthday!


You’re the least famous person I know of who was born on your birthday.

funny birthday wishes for best friend


Growing old is mandatory but growing up is optional.


It’s about time one of us turned 18! Drinks are on you, then! Happy Birthday!


Happy Birthday! For everyone’s safety, please skip the candles this year.


It’s your birthday! This is a big one. Then again, at your age, every birthday is a big one!


There is something that makes you stand out, woman! I know what it is: your age!


May your birthday be filled with all the happiness and joy that an immoderate amount of alcohol can provide.


Don’t think of it as getting older, think of it as becoming a classic.


To my brother who still owes me several big ones. I didn’t get you a gift this year, so let’s call it even. Happy Birthday!


Seriously, I don’t know how many more of your birthdays I can handle.


Dear friend, I know you know who I am, but I hope you get tons of wishes from all those other vain people on social media who call themselves your ‘friends’, too.


I was going to send your gift in the mail, but the mail service said I weighed too much, so here I am.


Happy Birthday! I’m not saying you’re old, but your birth certificate is on papyrus.


Happy Birthday, friend! Age is not a big deal… to me! I’m still young!


Friend, you really exemplify a phrase, for me! Long in the tooth, comes to mind!


Today, friend, count your blessings, not your years. You don’t have that kind of time!


Happy Birthday, friend! You are as old as you are dear to me!


“May the joy that you have spread in the past come back to you on this day. Wishing you a very happy birthday!”


We thought we would get the right amount of candles to put on your cake this year, but quickly ran out of space. Happy Birthday!


They say that at your age, birthday cocktails should be replaced with nutritional smoothies. Thank goodness we never listen to what they say.


Don’t worry about your age… alcohol will make it all better!


Another year older and you’re one step closer to getting those Velcro shoes!


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“Forget the past; look forward to the future, for the best things are yet to come.”


Looking at you, woman, reminds me of a simpler time. Like, before there was electricity!


Don’t you think it’s about time we grew up a bit and stopped painting the town? I know exactly what you’ll say. Next year. Happy Birthday!


Here is to another year of a receding hairline and holding in that gut!