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May your Facebook wall be filled with birthday wishes from people you’ve never met, haven’t seen in years, or genuinely couldn’t care less about.

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On your birthday don’t forget to set goals that are sky high, and spend the rest of the year miserably trying to build a rocket to get there.

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Well done – you have still been alive for several years!

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Happy birthday! Can you believe we used to think people our age were adults and had their life in order?

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For your birthday, I wanted to get you something to remind you of your youth, but they were sold out of cave art and dinosaur bones.

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A lighter? We’re going to need a flame-thrower to light up your candles.

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Seeing as I usually forget everyone’s birthdays, you should consider it a miracle that I’m sending you this message. Happy Birthday!

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“Count your life by smiles, not tears. Count your age by friends, not years. Happy birthday!”

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One of the best pieces of advice in life is “you have to appreciate the little things”. That said, I know that spotting little things is easier said than done at your age! Happy Birthday!

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You’re still hot after all these years… just not as hot as your birthday cake will be once all those candles are lit!

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Today, my friend, you have made me grateful for something…that I’m not the oldest person here!

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“Happy birthday! I hope all your birthday wishes and dreams come true.”

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You’re a really hard individual to shop for… so I didn’t get you anything. Happy birthday!

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You’re the least famous person I know of who was born on your birthday.

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Growing old is mandatory but growing up is optional.

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It’s about time one of us turned 18! Drinks are on you, then! Happy Birthday!

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Happy Birthday! For everyone’s safety, please skip the candles this year.

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It’s your birthday! This is a big one. Then again, at your age, every birthday is a big one!

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There is something that makes you stand out, woman! I know what it is: your age!

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May your birthday be filled with all the happiness and joy that an immoderate amount of alcohol can provide.

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Don’t think of it as getting older, think of it as becoming a classic.

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To my brother who still owes me several big ones. I didn’t get you a gift this year, so let’s call it even. Happy Birthday!

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Seriously, I don’t know how many more of your birthdays I can handle.

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Dear friend, I know you know who I am, but I hope you get tons of wishes from all those other vain people on social media who call themselves your ‘friends’, too.

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I was going to send your gift in the mail, but the mail service said I weighed too much, so here I am.

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Happy Birthday! I’m not saying you’re old, but your birth certificate is on papyrus.

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Happy Birthday, friend! Age is not a big deal… to me! I’m still young!

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Friend, you really exemplify a phrase, for me! Long in the tooth, comes to mind!

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Today, friend, count your blessings, not your years. You don’t have that kind of time!

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Happy Birthday, friend! You are as old as you are dear to me!

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“May the joy that you have spread in the past come back to you on this day. Wishing you a very happy birthday!”

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We thought we would get the right amount of candles to put on your cake this year, but quickly ran out of space. Happy Birthday!

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They say that at your age, birthday cocktails should be replaced with nutritional smoothies. Thank goodness we never listen to what they say.

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Don’t worry about your age… alcohol will make it all better!

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Another year older and you’re one step closer to getting those Velcro shoes!

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“Forget the past; look forward to the future, for the best things are yet to come.”

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Looking at you, woman, reminds me of a simpler time. Like, before there was electricity!

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Don’t you think it’s about time we grew up a bit and stopped painting the town? I know exactly what you’ll say. Next year. Happy Birthday!

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Here is to another year of a receding hairline and holding in that gut!